And it all starts in Hawaii!

I cannotbelieveI am still being forced to care about Camille’s wedding.

Or about Lisa Vanderpump tabloid stories when Lisa Vanderpump isn’t even on the show anymore.

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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS — Season:9 — Pictured: (l-r) Denise Richards, Erika Girardi, Dorit Kemsley, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, Lisa Vanderpump — (Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo).Tommy Garcia/Bravo

Will I seek out this article?

Kyle, who has been staring ahead with dead eyes for this entire conversation, suddenly perks up.

Was that drama she heard?

They are just so damn beautiful.

But I’m getting ahead of myself.

And I don’t think she’s exaggerating.

This party is insane.

She put a Ferris wheel in her backyard.

But even more than the look, Rinna is dead set onactinglike Erika Jayne.

And a hush fell over the Ferris wheel!

And y’know, I think Erika has a much better reason to be mad than Kim.

Luckily, things don’t escalate.

They hug and say, “Wow, miracles happen!”

It won’t last a week.