You cant even have an excess of moderation, you gold-foiled tool.
Thats like saying, I love to indulge in sugar except TRUVIA or I believe in ovals except CIRCLES.
WTF are you ever talking about, Dorit?
Credit: Bravo
Lisa Vanderpump: The queen of diamonds always has an ace up her sleeve.Perfect.
Theres nothing Lisa loves more than diamonds, sleeves, and deeming herself queen.
Keep it simple, keep it punny, and get us the hell to Las Vegas.
I dont care what people say about me, she says in her testimonial.
which really should have been her tagline.
The women finally head to dinner, where everyone gets to know new girl Teddi a little better.
Teddi explains that her job (excuse me,a job?!)
Dorit and Rinna step one foot away from everyone else and proceed to rehash their past transgressions.
I dont want to force you into like me or trusting me, says Rinna.
And you know what?
The women head to dinner, where everyone has long, slightly phallic ice cubes in their drinks.
Erika tells them about how she didnt grow up with a father, and how that doesnt bother her.
Logical with spending money?
Accountability for her actions?
Oh Teddi, dear, you arent long for Lord Andy Cohens world, are you?
