The thing about new girl Teddi shes not exactly dishing it.
(Spoiler alert: Dorit is the bong-bong sound.)
I once taught English in another country where dinner was provided to the teachers by the local staff.
Credit: Bravo
I thought I was doing a good thing, but really I was being an awkward weirdo.
Teddis behavior isnt bad its simply alien.
So I have empathy for Teddis confusion.
But how do we solve a problem like an accountability coach on aHousewivesshow?
I really do not know…shell probably have a nervous breakdown during the reunion and quit.
Im serious not a denim jumpsuit, TJ Maxx satchel, or lowlight in sight.
Teddi immediately looks uneasy and starts asking a lot of…measuredquestions.
Accountability checks are for family, and close friends, and recovering addicts.
Theyre not for acquaintances.
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How about some retail-therapy-by-proxy to calm down?
And do you know what they do?
They buy that new house for $8,253,000.
I would have left my beloved grocery store for it in a heartbeat.
(I would have also had to rob my grocery store, and 80,000 other grocery stores.)
And speaking of sophisticated!
Put on a damn collared shirt, PK!
Were at the dinner that started the episode.
So Im going to quote Teddi and give you the long and short of it because thingsreallyescalate quickly here.
Maybe I did, maybe I didnt, says Erika.
Im telling you the truth, I dont remember saying that.
Dont ever say that to me again, dont f with me like that you dont want that.
Dontever, EVERdo that to me.
