The editors must like Teddis whole reasonable human schtick though because Tuesdays episode revolves heavily around the lilest Mellencamp.

Im telling you all of this because Im a TV recapper and that is my literal job.

And what a party it is!

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It issorude and so delicious.

But the thing is, thenIhave to feel awkward too and I dont come toRHOBHto feel awkward.

Because it is very, very important to Dorit that you understand that shes a craAaAaAzy RICH lady!

and Rinna will laugh it off.

She says thats when she knew the relationship with her father couldnt be fixed: Theres nothing to repair.

Because it never existed.

Erikas ability to be completely vulnerable while still seeming entirely aloof remains unmatched in the Housewives world.

Teddi says that Rinna has seemed fine so far, and PK slurps back, You wait, babe.

Happy new year, babes!