When you play the game of [Housewives], you win or you die.
There is no middle ground.
But after Tuesdays episode, a certain Teddi of the House Mellencamp is not seeming long for this world.
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For most of the women in theRHOBHcast, this show is their livelihood.
Its riveting because I really cannot tell how its going to play out.
And if youre going to come for LVP…
You best come correct.
Can he…hear himself?
Dorit says she just wants Lisa to be honest with her and then they could work through this.
Which is…absurd.
And thats because its not the apology she wants.
What Dorit really wants is for Lisa Vanderpump to humble herself so she can usurp her power.
(Yes, I did say usurp, andI meant itthis is high drama!)
So, what doesTeddiwant?
Because it doesnt seem to be power.
Teddi tells Erika that up until a month ago there was still tension between her and Dorit.
And then, what?
Teddi isplaying the game.
And she seems to be Big Mad at LVP simply for playing it better.
Did they plan this conversation in detail before it happened?
Is this all a set-up for a Vanderpump Dogs spinoff?
This conversation is gold.
So what will the story be now?
That Blizzard is lying for LVP?
It really doesnt matter.
Because when you play the game of Housewives, you win or you die.
If Blizzard is telling the truth, then Lisa did nothing wrong.
If Blizzard is lying, then Lisa did everything right to keep her hands clean.
Lisa waves the large font texts around not understanding what theyre not understanding.
