Something stinks, Kenya, and its not just the 40 pounds of thawing meat Porsha just threw out.
Porsha:Friends come and go, but family is forever.Is Porsha working toward some kind of Manzo-style spin-off?
Because, first of all: keep it.
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They do not, but those cheekbonesaretimeless, so whatever.
This tagline somehow manages to be ludicrously unwitty while also being legitimately funny.
Can you imaginenicknamingsomeone Bad Server?
Thats a terrible nickname.
Kandi:Dont mess with the boss because you might get fired.The SHAAAAADE!
Its so real that I thought this was just a pleasant, slightly feisty play on words.
And then…I realized.
Phaedra came for her.
And Phaedra was asked to leave.
The episode opens with Cynthia talking about how she eventually wants to love again.
She does say, I just keep thinking, How old is his daddy?'
Later, Lauren helps Porsha clean out her kitchen because Porsha has intentions of becoming a baby vegan.
Now, listen, I wouldnt want Kenya to quitRHOAfor a man if she doesnt want to or anything.
Kenya sobs, I dont want to get divorced.
Do you not want it bad enough to not make it your story line?
Finally, the Housewives who are friends with Friend-of-the-Housewives Shamea head to her bridal shower.
The bottom line is that Shameas wedding is in Africa and Porsha isnt going.
And, yknow, since its a wedding on a different continent, thats probably fine.
she passed out getting a manicure one time so now she says she has Vasovagal Syncope.
