These Housewives love a good costume party, and the drama ensues.
Which, as it turns out, isover!
And would you look at John Legend now literally, Jesus.
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Because, unlike a normal TV series, aHousewivesfinale could not be less important.
I will have nightmares about Kandis zoom-in as a sexy Pennywise for weeks to come.
Lets start at the beginning of the end, shall we?
Now, dont get me wrong this basement is amazing.
But there are questions that must be asked here.
Like, where is Sheree getting the money to do all of this?
And in what scenario could sheeverneed 20 lounge tables?
So they had to call in a third string bone collector: Messy Mea herself.
That really irks Sheree because she feels like shes had Porshas back when no one else has.
So, Sheree calls Porsha up and calmly asks her what reason she would have not to trust her.
Fox, based on the 2001 filmTwo Can Play That Gamestarring Vivica A. I cant tell you how much it warmed my heart, says Porsha.
Knowing all weve been through in the past, them being here erases all that.
Eva: A very pretty Cleopatra, if not a little boring by comparison.
Kandi: I really dont even know what to do with a sexy Pennywise.
But despite cringing every time she said, How you doing babygirl?
we must give Cynthia props for dedication.
(Also, how relieved must the real 50 Cent have been when Cynthia finally turned 51?)
But Gregg neednt be the one I was worried about.
Dont worry Porsha guffaws loud enough for all of us at that one.
Luckily, Porsha is still on good terms with NeNe.
But before NeNe can get it out, who should walk up but Marlo, in full Nisi regalia.
And Im going to talk to your beautiful hair.
And thats whenMarlodecides to chase after Porsha even though six people are trying to hold her back.
Ibeento the gym can you keep up?
So NeNe corners Porsha once more and reminds her of how many people that hate her guts.
No, Porsha responds.
Cynthia has thankfully turned 51, but is somehow still getting to know Will.
NeNe is back on the road with her comedy show.
Porsha is still actively not offering anymore apologies.
Kandi is on Broadway in Chicago.
Kenya and Marc have gone public, but no word yet on whether home is New York or Atlanta.
Long live the shade see you at the reunion.
