What kind of monster tries to stand between a 70-year-old woman and her ’70s-themed birthday party?
Is anyone else findingThe Real Housewives of Atlantakind of…relatable this season?
Your friend whos clueless about men is still clueless about men (times two).

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So enjoy I mean,I guessenjoy?
the quaintness of grandparents and spandex bell bottoms while you’re able to.
Cynthia rolls out her standard charming opener: How old are you?
Will says hes 41.
When will you be 42?
asks Cynthia, normally.
Shocking that Cynthia doesnt date much.
They do a lot of flirtatious tete-a-tete that makes me highly uncomfortable, like, Can you handle it?
I can handle it.
Oh I can.What is anyone talking about???
Cynthia is very impressed with all of these factors and deems him the male version of me.
And you know what?
He is highly attractive and blandly awkward.
Ive always thought that about Cynthia, and now I also think it about her new phoneless lover Will.
It is painfully delicious.
Sadly, Don Juan will soon be the only one who remains for quippy Recappin in Kitchens.
AND FOR NO OTHER REASON.
Lauren is feeling underappreciated and didnt like the way Porsha was referring to her company.
Lauren says that she does literally everything, but Porsha reminds her that she gets paid for that.
She gives an address where Sheree can find the linens and peaces out of her party-planning commitment.
And yall.Inearly teared up when Sheree managed to pull off a lovely 70s-themed birthday party for her cute mom.
Its nice to see your friends succeed…