A civil episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta…who knew?

That means the episode is heavy on foreign concepts like empathy and restraint, and light on drama.

Bring on the screeching, death omens, and ideally an e-cigarette…

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Credit: Bravo

Were not monsters we just watch glamorous women play them on TV.

Hire the man, if only to do myHousewivesYelping for me.

Get some tumblers, or stop drinking so much juice!

Look at your boobs!

Cynthia: Oh, thank you!

Porsha: [whispering while hugging] Your nipples out.

Accountability: a word that, when said to Porsha, literally just sounds like the teacher fromCharlie Brown.

Of course, NeNe also doesnt seem particularly interested in making up with Porsha.

Yall were awful guests, says Marlo.

I will never invite your asses over again.

And Sheree pulls through!