Listen, after nine seasons of something, any recapper could grow a little weary.
But I got a thrill watching the season 10 premiere, like maybe this season could be something special.
(Narrator: It would not be something special.)
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My only criticism of Sundays premiere is: NO OPENING CREDITS???
Everyone else makes their entrance into season 10 in pairs.
Truly, season 10 has begun.
Cynthia seems excited for Kenya, but Nene wants to see a marriage license.
But calling mystery men exclusively by a gross nickname does have a longstanding history in this franchise.
Time is definitely an even trade for the groveling apology Kandi is owed.
It looked like straw having a panic attack.
She wins the walk-offandsings the Marilyn Monroe version of Happy Birthday to the real Ms. Bailey.
She literally marches Nene and Porsha over to each other and they prepare for battle.
