This week’s mystery man is an M.D.
Lets meet our mystery man: Dr. Buck Parker, Ghost M.D.!
Bucks potential soul mates!
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Nicole, 33:Shes a model from New York City.
Wait, they let 33-year-old women be models?
Reality TV is so educational!
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Simone, 35:Simone spends her time cleansing her energies, and feels connected to water!
(Once again, announcer Ellen K.s delivery of these descriptions is the best part of this show.)
Aesha, 40:Good lord, they let a 40-year-old appear on an ABC dating show?
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Things really are looking up for the womens rights movement!
Amanda, 34:This personal shopper is sick of people asking about her biological clock.
I feel you, honey.
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Alyson, 36:Blond, curvy, and ready to say yes to life.
(Its Yosemite, duh.)
Katie H., 32:Katie loves game nights, cuddling, and drinking wine?
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In other words, Katie is basic and she doesnt care who knows it.
Reola, 37:Shes gorgeous and she owns a mortuary business.
She says men with baggage are just dead weight.
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(See what Ellen K. did there?)
Stacie, 28:A tall, skinny, 28-year-old model/DJ?
I suppose producers are obligated to putonetypical reality TV blonde in each episode.
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Sorry, Alyson, Kym, and Other Katie.
Its so cute howThe Proposalcontinues to pretend this isnt a swimsuit competition.
(Next: Things get awkward during the dealbreaker round)
Stacie (a.k.a.
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the hottest one, traditionally speaking) is up first.
Reola struts out next, looking glam and confident.
And I just think that love… is what I need.
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Nothing to see here.
Get it, girl.
Aeshas up next, and she opens with a bombshell: I cured myself of anorexia 10 years ago.
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Lets just say when Simone shows up next and starts talking about her dead father, its a relief.
Nicole the model shows up in a frilly green bikini and instantly starts bawling.
Ive wanted to be married since I was, like, 3, she says tearfully.
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I wanna be loved.
Oh man, theres no way Dr. Buck can cut her now, right?
(Are you listening, Mike Fleiss??)
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We also have to say goodbye to Simone and Amanda.
Toodles, gals, and heres hoping you have better luck in the real world.
Dealbreaker time, ladies!
Girl, what part of compete for a husband on national TV are you not getting?
Privacy is not an option.
Moving on to Aesha, who seems a little offended by Dr.
Bucks inquiry about her finances.
Do I have debt?
No, Ive never been in debt in my life.
He does not, so…
Sing it with me, now:Shoes on my feet I bought em!
The clothes Im wearin, I bought it!
The rock Im rockin, I bought it!
Because I depend on me when I want it!
Her answer, for reality TV dating purposes, is perfect: I think its 12, she giggles.
I want to be intimate every day.
Calling it now: Dr. Buck is gonna propose to Nicole.
(Next: Say goodbye to your high heels, ladies!)
Its almost time to meet our mystery medicine man!
But first, Dr. Buck has to send someone home.
Congrats (I guess) to Stacie, Nicole, and Katie.
Now that were down to the final three, Dr.
Bucks sister Camille is here to interrogate the women before her brother emerges from the pod.
and get to the Big Reveal.
I felt a connection with your sister right away, Nicole says.
I think youre an amazing man and Im so honored to be here.
So… thank you.
Oh gurl, you are soverywelcome.
Its a cute joke, but clearly Nicole is not amused.
MOMENT OF TRUTH TIME!
Feel free to do the same, dear readers!
The Proposalairs Mondays at 10 p.m. on ABC.
