Are you ready to trade spaces?

7. or 8.

But worse than that was how defiantly theTrading Spacesvillain disregarded the wishes of his clients.

TRADING SPACES, (top): Edward Walker, Genevieve Gorder, Ty Pennington, (middle): Amy Wynn Pastor, Do

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How could we ever forget that covered fireplace?

6. or 7.

Kia Steave-Dickerson

There are three rules onTrading Spaces: Two couples.

One thousand dollars each.

May we suggest a fourth rule: no graveyard rooms.

5. or 6.

Edward Walker

Edward was very pleasant.

Nothing bad to say about Edward.

But do you have a strong memory of any of his designs?

Didn’t think so.

4. or 5.

Frank Bielec

It’s hard not to love sweet Frank, no matter how you feel about chicken decor.

That said…we can’t just totally overlook all the chicken decor.

3. or 4.

Laurie Smith

Laurie was a welcome ray of Southern sunshine whenever she appeared on the show.

Her designs were always tasteful, if a little safe.

2. or 3.

Genevieve Gorder

Yes, she once put moss on the wall.

1. or 2.

Vern Yip

Whenever Vern showed up, you knew you were going to see something elegant and classy.

He was talented, he was efficient, and he was always thoughtful.

Of course, he nabs first place!

Unless…

***1. or 8.

On the one hand, yes, of course, Hildi has to be No.

and consider: What is really the criteria here?

Also, respectfully, who cares?

Didn’t we all watchTrading Spacesfor the thrill?

For the 3-D fake-flowered bathroom walls and the avant-garde horror kitchens?

Yes, we did!

And who delivered those things more than anyone else?

Hildi is certainly superlative, but you’ll have to take your pick in exactly which way.

Use thatTrading SpacesDIY spirit!