Hes arrived to dispense his signature brand of fishy whoop-ass.
I laughed, but Im still not sure if I was meant to.
It cant decide if it wants to be silly or serious a superhero movie or a parody of one.
Jason Momoa as Aquaman.Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures
Even the writers ofEntourageknew that much.
The movie kicks off with a prologue showing us how Aquaman came to be.
Its right out of Ron Howards 1984 fish-out-of-water comedySplash.
The aqualads name is Arthur.
The race is on.
But its still pretty cheesy stuff.
And Momoa seems torn between playing the material with a straight face or a Thor-like wink.
And their love-hate dialogue is just as painful.
Here, judge for yourself.
He: Your ship has been marinating in chum butter.
I dont want to come out smelling like swamp butt.
She: Thatd be an improvement.
Pass the Dramamine.C-
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