Welcome to the Bad Place, Jason Mendoza.
Wednesday marked the end of an era for our favorite Jacksonville Jaguars fan and a wealth ofThe Good Placejokes.
Maybe he’s the unknown person who Shawn sent to the Good Place to mess with Jason?!

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And would Jason dare take his loyalties to whatever team brings in Bortles next?
His name doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as Blake Bortles (what does?
), and it’s even harder to match Jake Jortles.
I guess the possibilities would be Jick Joles.
Wait, oh my god, Rick Roles, as inRick Roll’d!
Okay, I’m sold.
Welcome toThe Good Place, Nick Foles and Rick Roles.