Not a lovely start to the morning for Her Majesty or this unnamed gentleman.

Unidentified man then approaches the ITN television studios, where he waits for somebody to exit.

What is going on here…

We then transition to Balmoral, where the queen is in residence.

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Can’t say I really blame them!

It’s pretty much insult after insult.

It also goes on to call the people “average men and women.”

Unfortunately, Michaelwith the support of old, stick-in-the-mud Tommythink it’s fine.

And so the speech stays as is.

If only propriety allowed for a big old “I told you so!”

from Martin in a month’s time.

Don’t mince your words, Lord A!

Come on, Michael!

Here comes the invite for a televised interview onImpact!

And what do you know: He does just that.

Lord A. takes the opportunity to explain his point.

If he had a mic, I’m sure he’d have dropped it.

Then he walks outside and gets punched in the faceannnnnd we’ve come full circle.

So how does one contain anarchic views?

By extending an invitation to the palace, of course!

This is Great Britain after all, the home of lovely manners.

Lord A. is offered a meeting with the queen’s assistant private secretary.

So he does, but when he gets there, he’s in for a surprise.

Only it’s not Martin who walks in but Her Majesty the queen instead!

), working people by opening the doors and making the monarchy more inclusive and egalitarian.

Here’s the cool part.

The queen asks Altrincham to step out and send in her private secretary.

I hope there was a secret passageway concealed by a tapestry or something.

And so when Christmas comes around, in roll the BBC cameras.

you might’t help but feel sorry for her while she nervously practices her lines under her breath.

Everyone applauds, but the queen does not look impressed.

The Queen Mum is far from thrilled about opening up and becoming more like theaveragefolk.

She’s even gloomy enough to proclaim they’ll soon become nothing at all, just marionettes.

He renounced his title and became John Grigg.)