The Netflix majordomo hurries to unravel it.

But heed them they must.

With a stricken face, the Netflix majordomo silently reads the most recent declaration.

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In answer, the majordomo simply holds out the small strip of parchment.

“We must obey it, sir,” he murmurs.

“We have no choice.”

The Raven Master does not respond.

What follows, after a few diner-related shenanigans, is an inexplicably thorough encounter with the Chicago P.D.

that ends with Santa in a holding cell.

Is this movie good enough to join the Christmas lexicon or become a holiday tradition?