I understand our bride and groom are on the eccentric side, but I didnt expect science and quilting.
At least Bernadette and Penny righted their wrong.
A fictional scientist named Dr. Wolcott has cut off all contact with the world, excluding one Sheldon Cooper.
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Amy insists Leonard accompany Sheldon so Dr. Weirdo doesnt murder him.
The decision is made for all the guys to go since three body guards are better than one.
Also, instant bachelor party.
Sheldon assures Amy that he will not to do anything wild, other than advance string theory.
Amy, however, cant promise that things wont get a little rowdy.
Penny is planning the party, after all.
What Amy didnt anticipate was a fun night of tea drinking and quilting.
Does Amy like to quilt?
Is this what she imaged her bachelorette party to be?
While Amy isnt giggling over crude sex toys, Sheldon finally meets his career soulmate.
#fingerscrossed
Dr. Wolcott gives them a tour of his single room cabin.
Papers, and books, and chalkboards, oh my!
You cant be too sure.
Big Brother is always listening.
Sheldon picks the doctors brain and rejoices when Wolcott hands over his latest journal.
Only Sheldon cant understand the math.
Dr. Wolcott explains that its written backwards.
Oh yeah, numbers are letters and letters are numbers.
I believe I saw Sheldon swoon.
Meanwhile, Amy pedals away at her sewing machine.
After Bernadette and Penny daintily clink their teacups, Amy explodes.
She wants a crazy bachelorette party and she wants it NOW.
Body shots for everyone!
Heres to a night full of bad decisions.
The girls belly up to the bar and order a round of drinks.
Twelve minutes later, Amy is passed out cold.
Bless her light weight heart.
Cut to Amy sprawled out on the couch with an unfinished quilt haphazardly flung across her body.
When she wakes up, she laments that she is the lamest bachelorette ever.
Penny calms her friend down, gushing over Amy river dancing extravaganza on the bar.
In front of the shirtless firemen.
As she flashed the room.
Is there photographic evidence of this momentary insanity?
Twelve minutes worth of shots and Amys done.
But she does have a great, albeit untrue story to tell her kids one day.
Back at the cabin, Sheldon begins to wonder if he should isolate himself away from distractions.
Wolcott has a long-distance marriage.
Should he consider that as well?
The guys quickly intervene.
What does Sheldon have that Wolcott doesnt?
And an actual breathing fiance.
No offense, but the good doctors wife could be as imaginary as Amys wild and crazy night.
They all head back home and Sheldon finds Amy nursing a severe hangover.
Sheldon brags about his fresh interpretation of string theory.
Amy one ups him by letting it slip that her night involved hunky firemen.
Who had the better party?
The guy who did math?
Or the girl who took a nap?
Theoretical LaughterSheldon: Drop me at the bottom of the mountain.
I want him to think Im cool.
Raj: This tomato is amazing.
You want to know what kind?
