Shes reached her due date and the baby is refusing to budge.
Since this bundle isnt currently joyful, Bernadette is ready to deliver as soon as possible.
Driving to the hospital and demanding that someone with a medical degree TAKE IT OUT is not an option.
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All provide creative suggestions for inducing labor.
For all the pregnant ladies out there, get ready to take some notes.
Penny is the first to arrive.
Although she totally would have obliged, Penny recommends they do yoga.
Bernadette quips that bendy poses got me into this mess, which feels full circle to me.
Bernadette becomes even more irritable when Penny showcases her very flat stomach while breathing deeply.
Raj insists he can induce labor by using an acupuncture pressure point on her ankles.
Unfortunately he cant find Bernadettes ankles.
She resorts to Sheldons invitation to play the complicated board game called Campaign for North Africa.
Get ready for five to eight weeks of fun, people!
What Bernadette wasnt expecting was Amy spilling the beans to Howard about naming the baby Michael.
Howard doesnt want his son named after Bernadettes father, so a new game is introduced to the group.
Move over Campaign for North Africa.
Its time to pick a name for Baby Wolowitz.
Christian sounds a little too uncircumcised.
Sherman is the guy who takes his mom to prom, although Howard did do that in high school.
Back at the house, everyone continues tossing around names they would like for their own children.
Sheldon is quick to report that she doesnt have to carry them all.
They just need a suitable uterus to rent.
All eyes lock on Penny.
The baby finally comes early in the morning.
His name is Neil Michael.
If its good enough for Armstrong and Diamond, its good enough for a Wolowitz.
Hey, if its good enough for Jackson, Keaton, and J.
Fox, its good enough for me.
Theoretical Laughter
HOWARD: Halley was two weeks after her due date.
This baby is a boy.
They dont take as long to get ready.
Its a big night for canals.
