So its odd that I felt it not once, but twice during The Confidence Erosion.

Who knew planning a nerd wedding and sudden friction in a lifelong friendship could make me all twisty inside?

I settled in for a few laughs and ended up chewing on an antacid.

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The wedding planning starts off great.

Its called decision theory, and each person makes half of the decisions in a back-and-forth fashion.

Its a good thing, too, because Sheldon is able to utilize R2-D2 when he chooses ring bearer.

Thats a much better use for the droid.

Sheldon: I see what youre thinking.

And by pick, he means do away with entirely.

The toasts will be in Latin.

Sheldon counters with Klingon vows.

Amy agrees they should go for it.

Sheldon picks the next day, offering the Beverly Hills City Hall if shed like a destination wedding.

Their relationship has been a slow burn for years.

Dont we deserve a big sci-fi party to commemorate this occasion?

She says no as I yell, YES, at my television.

Once their names are called, Sheldon hesitates.

Thinking he might bug out all together, I pop my first antacid.

The fact that he found her at all is a miracle in itself.

Then he spirals down a hilarious bit, comparing Amy to dark matter.

Now go find an R2-D2 so we can get this show on the road.

In other heartburn-inducing news, Raj has a job interview to be a consultant at the Griffith Observatory.

When Rajs dad calls to ask how the interview went, Raj reports, Not well.

Dr. Koothrappali blames Howard for always making fun of his son.

He claims Howard is a bad friend, no matter how many times Raj defends him.

Raj confides in Penny and Leonard, asking them if they feel his lack of confidence is Howards fault.

Once Leonard admits that Penny is mean to him, Raj decides he is done being disrespected.

To prove it, he refuses to go to lunch with Howard.

After 15 years of ridicule, he asks to spend time away from his best friend.

You know Kunal Nayyar is raising the roof on this decision.

Everyone congratulates him on a job well done, except Howard, who sulks in the back.

He thinks hes a better person with Howard out of his life.

Case in point: A girl asks him for coffee after the lecture.

Is that too much to ask?

THEORETICAL LAUGHTERPenny to a very pregnant Bernadette: Hey, you had unprotected sex with Howard.

You deserve to be miserable.

Howard to Sheldon: Which mental hospital are you guys registered at?

Raj defending Howard: It doesnt mean anything.

His people come from a very sarcastic village called Brooklyn.