I repeat: We!
Ilikethe bloopers, okay?
But I also know that these bloopers Ive apparently been waiting all season for will only last five minutes.
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They hadbeefyAustraliansand hot tub appointments and a bona fide marriage proposal).
And who are we kidding, itsArie how wild could these bloopers really be?
So weve got that to look forward to.
And these women these Krystals, these Bekahs, these swear-you-never-saw-them-once-on-this-season brunettes have come to play.
And lets not leave out any Women Tell Alls most important character: the audience.
Plus, Caroline didnt call anyone a c-word or a needle dick (…just a sociopath).
Im grateful for that change in Krystal, but Krystal is thankful for something much bigger than that.
So it was all worth it, says a teary Krystal.
That really is wonderful.
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BEKAHS LOOKIN 22 BUT FEELIN…I DUNNO, 26 MAYBE?
She just couldnt believe he would give up on their relationship.
Tia says thats gut wrenching to hear so definitelyworse,Chris.
BUT WE STILL GOT BLOOPERS COMING!
Her audition monologue was as follows: It feels good to be in love.
Not bad, Tia, not bad.
Feel that heart healing, Tia?
He tells Bekah, I think I let [your age] scare me.
In the moment, it was too big of a risk for me.
See, no more need to run off to marijuana farms, Bekah!
hollers out Caroline, like a 10th place finisher with some 1st place dirt.
But thats not good enough for Caroline shes got a vague statement of her own.
Iknowwhat you did…and I dont know how you coulddothat.
I just really dont understand…but I hope you found what youre looking for.
No one asks any questions.
Chris Harrison does not ask Caroline to elaborate onwhat the hellshes talking about.
Arie just says that he appreciates (???)
WellIneed him to answer her what did any of this mean?!
), Chris Harrison asks Krystal if she has anything to say to Arie.
Arie has now seen the real Krystal, and hes prepared to bite back.
Yeah, but this isThe Bachelor, says Arie.
Or hedidnt, rather.The audience and other women start chanting, Play that clip!
And we have ourselves a moment.
