Man, that was a long To Be Continued wasnt it, rose lovers?
You said I bullied you back it up!
Ugh send both of these fools home, hey.
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Okay Onyeka and Nicole, get the eff out.
On to Vietnam, and Coltons first #SadCam of the week!
I would definitely eat that sushi roll, Colton tells us with a cheeky grin.Gross, dude.
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Am I the only one whos surprised to hear Caelynn be so petty?
Maybe there was some truth to Hannah B.s claims about her beauty-queen rival.
(Mom drove over Dads prized lawn out of spite, apparently.)
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Colton, also a child of divorce, can relate.
Demis not in a good mood today, she announces.
This is my sixth group date, so Im really over them at this point.
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(Also, that Vietnamese host is adorable.
Literally asking for a friend because I am married.)
All of the matches basically look like drunk sorority girls beefing after one too many Long Island Iced Teas.
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Demi takes one to the face courtesy of Katie (it was an accident, seriously!
), and on that downer note its off to the after-party.
That might not be a good sign for Katie.
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Hannah Beast, at least, is bubbly as usual.
Ugh, is THAT the behavior of a potential wife?
Sydney and Tayshia sure dont think so.
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I feel like I am everything that he is literally come into this searching for, grouses Sydney.
But hes not looking at me.
Is there a reason youre not putting me on a one-on-one?
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she asks, point blank.
I dont understand why he can see it so easy with other people and not me, she sighs.
This is going to be the first normal phone call Ive had with her in years, Demi explains.
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Oh Lord, look out Colton Sydneys back.
(Im paraphrasing.)
Oh, and Tayshia gets the date rose.
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The poor girl didnt even get any airtime aftershe split her chin open in Thailand.
Kirpa for sure knows it, even if shes not ready to admit it yet.
After not eating their lunch, Kirpa and Colton snorkel and snuggle.
At dinner that night, Kirpa rocking a fitted black jumpsuit fills Colton in on her failed engagement.
She was with this guy a virgin!
for eight years, but eventually, their relationship landed indead sharkterritory, and they broke up.
It was rough, she says.
I dont want to just get engaged again unless I know its going to be to the right person.
Man, am I bad at this.
I do think about you a lot, and I do think about us, says Colton.
But theres a part of me that just doesnt know if we can get there.
I dont know right now if I can see myself with you at the end of this.
Holy blindside, rose lovers!
Demi handles it remarkably well.
Thank you for being honest, she says, wiping away tears.
Nobody has ever loved me back, she cries.
I just feel like Im not good enough.
Two rose ceremonies in one episode?
Its like Christmas, only with more tears!
So sorry, Katie you seemed cool.
Perhaps well see you inParadise?
Poor Colton is so confused.
I thought when Sydney said it, she was talking about Demi, he confesses to a producer.
And then I dont know who Demi was talking about.
And then I said goodbye to Katie, and I dont know who she was talking about.
Oh honey, where should we start?
But the episodes not over yet!
Come next week, he continues, I really have to get the answers that Im gonna need.
Lets take this thing, she whispers to Kirpa, sounding like a roided out athlete or a pirate.
Watch, its us two at the end.
Hannah B. on a hometown date!
A castle on a hill!
In all honesty, its a lot to absorb.
Lets just take it one week at a time.
What a week, right rose lovers?
Were you surprised by any of the eliminations voluntary or otherwise?
Is it me, or is Tayshia starting to seem kind of sinister?
And howdoyou make a tiny dreamcatcher in prison?
Post your thoughts now!
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