The women head to Lake Tahoe to eat bugs
Whos feeling 22?
BEKAH, THATS WHO.
After weeks of mystery, the woman-child finally revealed her age, and spoiler alert!
Credit: ABC
shes not old enough to rent a car!
Theres also a decent chance shes still in college?
Anyway, well get to that.
Because its not like Los Angeles has clear blue skies literally every day of the year or anything.
As far as shes concerned, stuffed dead animals make the perfect setting for love.
(And suddenly, Im horrified of what her wedding is going to look like.)
Hmmm, I wonder why.
Seinne and Arie then sit down by the water for some riveting conversation.
Heres just a snippet…
Seinne:I love the sound of water crashing.Arie:Thats so awesome.
Meanwhile, Im still not sure which one was Maquel.
She tells Arie that her parents didnt have the best marriage, which taught her that love is hard.
Arie then grabs the date rose and tells her thatthiscould be her chance to get that love story.
He did it the wrong direction!
Seinne, Im thinking you should find yourself a better love story.
In other words, shell be eating worms while sitting on her couch in her luxury apartment).
First up is how to drink your own pee because if this show knows anything, its romance.
And apparently were all going to act like thats a totally normal thing to do to impress a guy.
Then the women move on to eating bugs, which Kendall calls Tuesday.
To clarify, ITS BELOW HER.
Krystal is REALLY hurt by all of this.
Now she just has to figure out what shes going to say to Arie about it.
How is that a surprise?
And then she just wants someone who will make dirty jokes with her.
Combine it all and youve got a surefire formula for success!
Hes one person and were 12, she says, showing us the extent of her mathematical abilities.
Sitting down with Arie, Krystal tells him all about her glass case of emotions.
Once shes away from Arie, Krystals tears dry up REAL QUICK.
She quickly replaces them with her superiority and tells the interviewer, Im so above this.
kindly dont play the victim, Tia tells her before asking if Krystal talked to Arie about her.
And when Krystal says yes, Tia walks away to find Arie.
Meanwhile, all I ask is that he stop moaning when he kisses people.
This one falls right behind her greatest challenge in life: shining bright without intimidating others.
(Next: Baby Bekah)
And with that, weve made it to Bekahs date.
Is she ready for that considering shes…wait, how old is she?
Arie had been waiting to ask, but now he needs to know.
And yeah, shes 22.
Once he refocuses, he admits hes not sure shes ready for marriage and reminder!
hes here for a wife.
Telling him hes NEVER going to get reassurance because thats not how love works.
Well, if you wanted to know where her head was at, dude…
But he still doesnt send her home.
Not yet at least.
Hey, what can he say?
Hes a sucker for a pixie cut.
And that brings us to the cocktail party…just kidding!
Chris Harrison shows up instead of Arie to cancel the party.
Right as Aries about to get down to business, Krystal asks for a minute alone with him.
He made it very clear he did not want to talk this over, Caroline sighs.
That means were saying goodbye to Brittany and Caroline.
If you all need me before next week, Ill be living life like a 22-year-old just for kicks.
Wait, does that mean I have to climb mountains?
