But as the saying goes: We have no choice.
This is what theBachelorgods have provided, so here we are.
I want to get caught up in you.
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And then there was that thing about Emily hearing him through his journal.
Get ready for more of this, America!
Because nothing says fresh start quite like a career in real estate!
Now, hes ready for love, but his journey STILL cant begin.
YOU ARE STILL ALONE, theBachelorproducers whisper in his ear.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, ARIE.
LOOK HOW OLD YOU ARE.
So good luck now, bud!
Here are 29 women youll probably fail with based on that track record!
Ask her to marry you, Arie!
Jenny, 25.Jenny wears a bright pink dress.
!First impression:No.
She tells Arie to put his hand on his heart, breathe, and reflect on feeling grateful.
Do you feel that?
Yeah, its called a complete lack of chemistry.First impression:Next.
Nysha, 30.Nysha is a nurse whos all about adrenaline and, frankly, blood.
The more blood the better for me, she says.First impression:RUN.
Valerie, 25.Valeries dress is yellow!First impression:Fun dress color!
Bekah M., NO AGE.This nanny (a.k.a.
babysitter) loves rock climbing and refuses to reveal her age.
!First impression:Someone call her mother.
Shes definitely out past curfew.
(Next: Why are there four Laurens!?)
I dont hate her for it.First impression:Her boxing sucks, but she seems all right.
Becca K., 27.You know whats so 2017?
A man willingly getting down on one knee to propose.
Lauren B., 25.The third Lauren.First impression:I hate your name.
Lauren G., 26.FOUR.First impression:People should be banned from naming their children Lauren.
Brittany T., 30.She gets points for attempting to speak Dutch.
She also loses points for COMPLETELY BUTCHERING Dutch.First impression:She breaks even.
Ali, 27.Alis the kind of girl who thought, I have to start with a racing joke.
Oh, I know!
Ill make him smell my armpits so that I can make a pit stop joke!
Surely that will spell true love!First impression:She stinks.
Maquel, 23.This professional photographer loves yelling dip her!
They just dont make people like him!
You know, except for him!
And when Maquel interrupts her, it is on.
If you were wondering who villain No.
1 of the season is going to be, meet Chelsea, everyone!
While Chelsea seethes, we get to watch Kendall play Arie the ukulele which means hes her next victim?
to get her second chance.
As if thats some sort of all-telling super unique quality.
the worst feeling in the world and sitting in back of a 65 Mustang.
If you need me before next week, Ill be taking a shower.
