But now for the happy news: Beccas ready to date again!
And what a stellar group of guys she has waiting for her at the mansion.
They head out toSaddlerock Ranch, where Becca awaits in a long white dress.
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(The date carddidsay, Im ready for my big day, after all.)
As a professional mannequin, Jordan is definitely in his element.
Wait, are you a model?
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After everyones dressed up, the Bachelorette leads them out to an obstacle course on a grassy field.
And guess whos hosting!
Once again,Mila and Ashtonwere busy.
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(Fortunately, TeamBachelorettechose not to provide any footage of that moment.)
He takes the win, but in the process Lincoln loses the respect of some of his fellow suitors.
They really have no need to be jealous, because everything Lincoln says to Becca is basically nonsense.
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You dont have to brag about anything, Connor grumbles.
We know what happened.
Braced with a little liquid courage, Connor picks up the photo and tosses it behind the couch.
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Its a classless move, says Lincoln, but hes not about to make a scene over it.
I was raised better than that, he huffs.
My mom would kill me if I acted like that.
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You made me feel so good today, she gushes.
And they share a pleasant kiss.
Oh, man, does Connor fail this interview.
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I just got rid of it, he says.
I just sent it away, I guess you could say.
I dont want to deal with the bulls and the drama with the other guys.
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And with that, the Bachelorette walks away and leaves Connor alone to think about what hes done.
Also, sweet-smelling Jean Blanc gets the rose.
The next morning, Lincoln is still crying actual tears about the picture.
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He destroyed something that meant a lot to me, he sniffles.
It broke my heart.
Anyhow, its time for the first one-on-one date!
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Damn, Harrison can make anything look sexy.
All youre gonna do today is purge those memories by destroying it all, says Lil Jon.
And once you destroy this stuff… the memories are gone.
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Hit it, DJ!
And she LOVES it.
Am I the only one who thinks about this?
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(Dont answer that.)
As you probably already figured out, rose lovers, Blake gets the date rose.
(Next: So many balls!)
On to group date No.
bellows one of the boys.
Do you think Becca wants trash?
(Again, dont answer that.)
Yeah… that doesnt help.
Beccas still grossed out.
It makes me feel a little bit sick, she tells him.
It puts me in a very strange position.
Fun fact: So far, it seems like Becca has initiated the majority of the kisses weve seen.
My hairs always going to be pretty well kept, he explains.
But I like to have fun.
Guys, it gets worse.
Thats also a big passion for me having a little Jordan.
Like, I could call him, possibly, Jordy.
As it’s possible for you to tell from Beccas body language, shes really digging him.
David the Chicken is very annoyed by Jordans antics, especially since Jordan interrupted his one-on-one time with Becca.
Youarein the wrong, says David.
I hope that Becca is able to see this side of you.
Oh lord, now the chicken is making up words!
Its calledingueninity, sniffs Jordan.
Is it me, or are these contestants getting markedly more stupid each passing season?
I just feel like I should send Colton home, she sighs.
Maybe she should, but will she?
Which means tonight we must part with Rickey, Trent (who?
), and Alex, who is so overtired that he cries in his goodbye confessional.
Welp, rose lovers, let me hear your take on week 2.
How on earth did Connor get a rose?
And was Garretts social media apology enough?
Post your thoughts below!
Now if youll excuse me, Im going to go download some Lil Jon.
