There are only six guys left on Beccas journey!
But once again, Im getting ahead of myself.
Lets recap this week, shall we?
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After the two-on-one became a zero-on-onelast week, Becca told the guys about their exciting new destination.
But lets not get bogged down in reality right now.
Instead, lets watch the guys make contractually obligated Virginia puns.
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Oooof that had to hurt.
It was so stupid, Garrett sighs.
Its likeDumb and Dumber, but I dont know which one is which.
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Its exhausting, groans Colton of the bickering.
Its very apparent that the wheels on the bus have come all the way off.
Jason is so surprised he tears up, and Ill admit, its pretty sweet.
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It was probably the worst moment he ever had in his life, Jason says of his dad.
I could see the pain in his eyes, but he didnt express it.
Can we take a break?
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I need a minute.
(Next: The not-so-great debate)
Aaaandwere back.
And guess who else is waiting for them?
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Its George Washington and Abe Lincoln!
Anyhow, Honest Abe and G.W.
Let the #Beccalection begin!
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Holy cow, its Virginia Governor Ralph Northam!
Appearing on a reality show!
Perhaps hell be president in 10 years.
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Rather than actually answering the question Abe asked How do you envision your future with Becca?
he responds with a dig at Chris.
(Or so the editors would have us believe.)
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Then Lincoln responds withanotherdig, and on and on it goes.
Post your best guess below.)
I am very frustrated and upset right now, she fumes.
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Something tells me the producers would disagree.
Im scared of what hes going to do next.
Ugh, and now here comes Chris.
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He tries to start things off all chill How are you feeling?
Plus, hes wearing the worlds douchiest jeans.
In other words, he completely reveals himself to be a manipulative bastard.
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Thankfully, Garrett arrives to steal Becca but she informs him that she needs a few minutes to herself.
Thats right, girl go on with your self-care!
(Next: Everyone hates Chris)
If onlywecould get some alone time, right, rose lovers?
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(Becca, whos pacing upstairs, hears all this, by the way.)
Garretts not the only one whos angry.
AMEN, former football player!
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Eventually Becca returns and continues her conversations with the guys.
Wills tells the Bachelorette that hes falling in love with her, and its very sweet.
(Wills for Bachelor, right?
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I mean, if hes not a total jackass onParadise, of course.)
The date rose, however, goes to Colton.
The final one-on-one date of the week goes to Leo, which is weird because they have zero chemistry.
I cant get out of my head, she admits.
It just felt… like I couldnt give him the best side of me.
Then they put on waterproof pants and forage for oysters in the chilly waters.
Guys, why are we still watching this date?
Still, producers have a few more weeks to fill, so here we are.
(Oh, and a concert by some guy named Morgan Evans.)
Meanwhile, Chris is back at the hotel writing intensely in his journal.
Hes definitely not pleased to see Leo walk through the door once again.
If Leo comes home, I really dont think Ill be around much longer, he laments.
From your lips to Harrisons ears, buddy!
Soon after Leo returns, Chris heads out to visit Becca at her hotel down the street.
Does he really think thats a good idea?
More importantly, why is he so focused on Lincolns egg intake?
Theres a scruffy jerk at the door!
Bish, c’mon.
He doesnt make things any better by instructing Becca to not think about that anymore.
Shes not to think about your erratic, often-manipulative behavior?
Again, Becca is not having it.
Am I not allowed to express how I feel, though?
All right, Chris mumbles, before refusing her offer to walk him out.
I dont need, like, a walk out, he pouts.
Fill in the blank, rose lovers!
This is long overdue?
Sucks for you guys, but good for us because it means the episode is almost over.
But before we get to the rose ceremony, can I yo take a moment to celebrate Beccas dress?
What can I say?
Im a sucker for a beaded flower situation.
And the roses go to: Garrett, Blake, and Wills.
Welp, were down to six guys, rose lovers!
Before you click away, let me know your thoughts on this weeks adventure.
Are you surprised that Leo got a rose?
Does Jason have a shot at the final rose?
And will you like support my #WillsForBachelor campaign?
Post your thoughts below!
The Bacheloretteairs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.
