This week’s episode is all about confrontation
Hello again, rose lovers!
This weeks episode ofThe Bacheloretteis all about confrontation.
Lets start at the beginning.
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But first, the Bachelorette and her besties need a little girl time.
Welcome Caroline, Tia, Baby Bekah, Sienna, and Kendall!
I know youll ask the right questions for all of them.
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I dont want you to be upset and, like, tormented over that, Tia says sadly.
Thats right, Colton!
Its the Almost Bachelorette!
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This is one of my worst nightmares, he says, sighing.
Dont worry, honey it happens to all of us.
The most we did was kiss, insists Tia.
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Is this the Benjamin Button of relationships or what?
I hope hes fully here for you, Tia tells her weakly.
Youve reached 4,000 matches on Tinder in 2017.
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I wasnt on it every day!
the male model insists, adding that his match ratio is pretty close to 100 percent.
she asks him playfully.
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Dont leave her hanging, pal!
Nice drive-by diss, Becca!
Thats a bitch move, he snaps.
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Cheers to you for being a bitch.
Jordan then marches off to redeem himself with Becca.
Shes all, Its fine, I was just joking, but this extremely uncomfortable hug says otherwise.
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They make out, and he gets the date rose.
(Next: Give it up for Richard Marx!)
The Grammy-winning soft-rock god is there to help Becca and Chris write their own love song.
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All you have to do is write down what you feel, he says.
Opening up in the face of emotional adversity?
Thats whatThe Bacheloretteis all about, baby!
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Give him the date rose, Becca dont keep Richard Marx waiting (again)!
Oh my God, what happened?
Colton heard Blake screaming Davids name and then saw David on the ground bleeding.
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Colton adds that it looked like this dude just got attacked by a bear!
So… did he?
Oh, thank God Harrisons here.
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Um, he fell out of bed… and landed on his face.
Kudos, Harrison, for getting those words out with a straight face.
Fortunately, the producers have Jordan drill a guard rail onto Davids bed to prevent another accident.
Who knew Jordan was a carpenter as well as a Wilhelmena model?
(Next: Get your s together!)
Its gonna be some pretty bad football, Harrison says to his co-announcer, Keyshawn Johnson.
You are correct, sir.
And unfortunately for Clay, his teammate Lincoln is the most inept player of all.
You know what that means: Clay has to do all the damn work himself.
And the final cocktail party is upon us!
Survey says…
Awwwwww, I hate to see Clay go.
Maybe hell be all healed up in time forParadise?
Beccas sad too, but she understands.
How great is it that he still wants to provide for his family?
she says, wiping away tears.
I would never want to take that away from him.
And now, rose lovers, its time to assess what weve just seen.
Did Clay make the right choice?
Were you surprised at how quickly Becca got over the Tia issue with Colton?
And how many more promos will it take until you crack and agree to watchThe Proposal?
Post your thoughts below!
