Shes hoping for a drama-free week (LOLz) and some romance on the beach.
Time to separate the wheat from the chaff, lady!
This is what Wills chose to wear to greet Becca in the Bahamas.
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I dont want to say thatswhyWills didnt get the first date, but Im sure it didnt help.
Instead, Becca plucks Colton from the couch for a one-on-one in the Bahamas sun.
Shes looking for a husband, not a pupil.
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Or as Garrett puts it, she just may not want to take that on.
Especially since Becca is already giddy about how much chemistry and passion she has with the former football player.
He could just pick me up and do whatever he wants to do, she says.
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he asks the duo.
Chew it like gum!
Put it in your mouth, man!
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If you eat one, Ill eat one, Becca says gamely.
Thats the spirit, honey!
Okay, Im sorry thats not fair.
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Um, and because of that, I still am, I am a virgin.
Becca, meanwhile, has a terrible poker face.
I dont know what shes thinking right now, frets Colton.
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You know what that means, baby: Hes ready to get biz-ay in the Fantasy Suite!
Naturally, Becca gives Colton the rose.
She has to know this is killing me, he groans.
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Then Colton comes home with a rose on his chest, and Blake starts to full-on shame-spiral.
Hold that thought, pal.
They travel to a private beach for a picnic and an afternoon of frolicking.
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I just figured it would be something I would be able to handle, he says.
Instead, Garrett says he found himself changing, like, who I was to be with her.
And she LOVES it.
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Go on, girl give him that rose.
Okay, Blake, its your turn for a one-on-one date.
Will you kindly stop whining now?
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c’mon welcome the Baha Men!
But now, I see how difficult it probably was for him at the end.
Blake knows its time to show some vulnerability, and fast.
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I dont want to raise my kids that way, Blake says.
I wanna put family first over everything.
Good for you, buddy.
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With that, Blake is hometown-bound.
Plus, Becca says shes in love with him!
What a comeback, eh rose lovers?
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Jason, Leo, and Wills, youre up!
Buck up, boys.
Youve got a Bachelorette to impress.
They meet Becca on a private island for a group game of volleyball and then brief-but-intense individual chats.
I really, really, want you to meet my parents, says Wills.
Next year, they will be celebrating their 50th anniversary!
(Ooooh, this bodes well for Wills Bachelor qualifications hes seeking a love like mom and dads!)
Leos feeling anxious, though, because he knows hes so different from the remaining men.
For one thing, hes not ready to propose in two weeks thats for damn sure.
yo pack your hair ties and go.
One down, one to go.
Oh man, I think something super-sad is about to happen…
CAN SOMEONE yo GIVE WILLS A HUG?
And then let him cry in peace, okay?
Your loss andThe Bachelors gain right, rose lovers?
Lets make this happen.
Before you go, hey dry your tears about Wills or is that just me?
and let me know what you thought about tonights episode.
Whose hometown are you most looking forward to?
Would you get engaged to a virgin?
And how much would someone have to pay you to eat a conch pistol?
Post your thoughts below!
Now if youll excuse me, Im gonna go make a bunch of Wills gifs its therapeutic.
The Bacheloretteairs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.
