(The only oblique reference to Lincolns existence was Harrisons joke aboutthe earth being flatduring the blooper segment.)

Heres hoping everything is okay with Captain Underpants.

To Jordans credit, though, he saw right through Christians ruse during their confrontation.

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This is your moment, right?

Jordan bellowed at the banker.

Youre accosting me so you’re free to get some camera time… Youre a joke.

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Cannot wait to see this big lug onParadise.

But we have to take the good with the bad, I suppose.

  1. The bloopers, as always, were the best part of theMTA.

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Every year, Bachelor Nation prays for more bloopers.

Before you go, let me know your thoughts on tonights Tell All action.

Did Jasons me-for-Bachelor campaign win you over?

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Were you as annoyed as I was to see Venmo John relegated to the credits sequence?

And seriously, is Jordan okay?

Post your thoughts below.

Now if youll excuse me, Im going to buy my husband some red suede boots.

The Bacheloretteairs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.