There is no rest for dedicated citizens of Bachelor Nation.
who “may” be vying for Hannah’s heart come May 13.
The show is inviting fans to share their thoughts on this gaggle of guys (“Leave a ?
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Read on for some snap judgments on Hannah B.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Brian B., 30; Louisville, KY:Something about his expression in this photo upsets me.
Is he looking at something scary or about to laugh?
by doing a white-boy rap.
The women in the EW offices here not as impressed.
Noted EW staff editor Kerensa Cadenas, “He’s definitely developing an app.”
But he looks much younger than 24.
Like, “not old enough to get married in most states” young.
Daron B., 25; Atlanta, GA:Our first ill-fitting shirt of the bunch.
Also, could no one have told poor Daron that his belt was drooping?
He seemed quite charming, so I’ll forgive the unfortunate hand placement in this photo.
Dylan B., 24; San Diego, CA:Why is your shirt so big, Dylan B.?
Garrett P., 27; Birmingham, AL:The high hair is giving me Jef-with-one-F vibes.
But like our Bachelorette, he’s from Alabama, so… roll tide, I guess?
Grant E., 30; San Clemente, CA:You know what, Grant?
Joe R., 27; Staten Island, NY:Again, why the terrible lighting in this photo?
And something tells me Hannah B. has no interest in marrying someone who probably watchesGoodfellasevery Christmas.
Joey J., 33; Bethesda, MD:Poor Joey J.
Why is he so pink?
Is it just the awful lighting?
(I feel like the photographer got actively more hostile with each shoot.)
Also, I’m a bit concerned about Joey’s hair primarily that very severe part.
time-traveled here from the ’80s where he was tormenting nerds in a teen comedy.
Jonathan’s polo fits nicely, and he’s got a lovely smile.
Kevin F., 27; Manteno, IL:Another manicured beard.
If only he paid as much attention to choosing a button-down that actually fits.
(No, I will not stop harping on the shirts.)
The popped collar, the smirk, the multiple layers… Matt D., 31; Winter Springs, FL:This guy is 31-years-old?
Welcome, Old Man River!
Matt is handsome and has a very likable face.
As Leah Greenblatt observed, “He looks like a friendly male nurse.”
Matt D., 26; Los Gatos, CA:Two Matt D’s?
How will we ever cope?
This Matt has some very nice teeth and an approachable vibe about him.
Why didn’t anyone tell him to fix his belt before the photo?
Peter W., 27; Westlake Village, CA:He looks harmless.
Ryan S., 25; Philadelphia, PA:An ill-fitting purple henley?
Five points from Gryffindor!
Thomas S., 27; Southfiled, MI:Another strong shirt choice!
Tyler C., 26; Jupiter, FL:Can someone have “Mansplainer Face”?
Because I think Tyler’s got it.
Tyler G., 28; Boca Raton, FL:A thick neck and a vaguely awkward vibe?
I think Hannah just might LOVE it.
“, where would you rank Hannah’s potential husbands?
Post your thoughts below!
The Bachelorette premieres Monday, May 13 on ABC.
