To be honest, Im feeling a bit of whiplash, rose lovers.
Herewith, the most GIF-able moments.
But Ill admit, this was funny.

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The UnbearableCacophonyof Cross-Talk
Did Onyeka bully Nicole, or wassheactually the bully?
Is Sydney a coward for leaving the way she did?
And who is this Nina person and why is she so upset?
That makes me feel so mad Im shaking, says Katie.
Thats the manipulation that Hannah B. warned Colton about.
Well, great at least thats one issue settled.
The 23-year-old interior designer thrives on attention, and she was in her element at theWomen Tell All.
Practically everything she did was GIF-worthy.
Its just as boring and obnoxious as it was the first time around.
Shake it off, Demi.
Well see you inParadise.
Product Placement, Thy Name is Halo Top
Hey, TeamBachelors gotta pay the bills, right?
As for her second attempt at a toast?
Not great, but not a complete disaster.
Show of Hands: Who Feels Personally Victimized by This Awkward Sexual Innuendo Exchange between Colton and Sydney?
Ofcoursethey were never going to let him answer Sydneys are you still a virgin question.
But man, that was unnecessary.
A few questions: Was that a mother-effingbatin the Bachelor mansion?
If so, they need to tent and fumigate that houserealgood beforeBachelorettefilming begins.
Also: Do you think Colton says nailed it!
And can you get ringworm from watching someone else let a stray dog lick his face?
I hear their Salted Caramel flavor is pretty good.
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