Read their thoughts below.
Guys dont usually listen to me.
I remember feeling that way growing up.
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All through middle school, high school, collegeguys werent like, I just want your thoughts on this.
Youre just gunning for these moments of intimacy.
Some people luck out, and they meet a great person in high school or college.
I was part of the pattern.
Its kind of awful to watch the show I most look forward to every week.
I would give anything to see a political discussion within this group, but maybe thats just me.
Nikki Glaser (Not Safe with Nikki Glaser)
We dont want to see them getting married.
All I did was like a fellowBachelorfans tweet and she said she wanted to kill herself.
It was Anna Kendrick.
I was kind of crazy.
Id get into these romances and suddenly Id be engaged to somebody and then Id break it off.
Id live with people after a week.
So watchingThe Bachelor, Id think, These people are nuts if they think it can happen so quickly!
And then I was like, Wait a minute.
I got engaged to someone Id known for ten days.
And he proposed to me with the top of a Champagne bottle.
I feel real bad about that.
I remember on Kaitlyns season, there was a guy everyone called Cupcake.
She dumped him and there was this long, lingering shot of him sobbing hysterically on a hill.
I laughed so hard.
That guy looks cool.
And now it seems theyre like, Fuck it!
Lets just have fun with these dummies!
No offense to anybody, but one of the Bachelors lived at home with his parents.
Thats not the prize you want to put on TV.
None of these people are prime husband material anymore.
Dont go on group dates.
Thats not a thing.
That is not normal.
Dont make out with eight people in one night.
You dont have to make out with somebody the first time you meet them at all.
And if you do, maybe explore your relationship with that person for the entire rest of the day.
Im very honest about it.
I will literally walk on-set after lunch and say, OK, its Monday.Bachelor in Paradisetonight.
Lets get the hell out of here so everyone can watch.'
[My fiancee] Melanie [Lynskey] and I have gotten into little fights about the show.
Im like, Hes just trying to be honest!
In my day, it was still Cinderella.
But now, the Prince is dead and Cinderella knows shes gotta make it on her own.
