Oooh, season 31 ofThe Amazing Raceisbig mad, huh?

Its all turning out to be an unexpectedly wild ridenot to mention,unpredictable.

Try saying that 10 times fastnow try singing it in Vietnamese!

“Here Fishy, Fishy”- Pictured L-R: Eliza Orlins and Corinne Kaplan of THE AMAZING RACE airing Wednesday, May 1 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Photo: CBS ©2019 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved

Credit: CBS

But even though the teams are alleeeeegedly booking their own flights (wow, its so easy!

Because the Detours, while vastly different, both prove to be pretty tedious.

Except, of course, for Team Odd Couple, who tried outbothdetours.

The words were written out on the screen somewhat phonetically, after all… 2: TEAM VICOLE:Were still getting to know these two inTARterms, butboythey seem pleasant.

Janelle and Brittany tell Phil theyre showing their daughters that women can do anything.

7: SISTER SISTER:With their peace offering of…maybe a tote bag?

Rachel and Elissa informed Team Fun that they are not drama mamas.