This season feelsbreathless, doesnt it?

The deck is simultaneously stacked and constantly shuffling.

And apersonal wakeup call from Phil what fresh heaven is this?!

All’s Fair in Love and War

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Shocking even myself, I actually thought the partner swap was kind of fun.

That clue takes them to theirDETOUR: RHINO TRACK vs. BUSH WACK.

Brittany and Alex sail in first because Brittany is a national rowing champion and Alex is a fast learner.

), collecting eight along the way.

Kristi immediately tells them that the map is really hard, and asks if they want to work together.

Cody and Jen, of course, beast it without getting their jeep stuck once.

The capital city of Harare for their next leg.

And this is not the easiestDETOUR: HANDLE WITH CARE vs. JUST GET IT THERE.

Its pretty straightforward for everyone except Indy Car, who roll those tires all over that damn market.

Maybe they just…missed being around tires?

And those guys are so nice, I bet they dont even regret doing that.

Who could have known…

TheROAD BLOCK: GET DOWN THE ZIMBAB-WAYwould be aTARnightmare.

Alex was nearly crippled by fear, but Conors apparent love of adrenaline-based performing pulled him through.

All over his face; on his mouth; with tongue, probably, but hard to say.

1: THE LIFESAVERS:They won a second honeymoon to St. Lucia,andice cream!

4: TEAM YALEmade it onto the matjustafter the team that U-Turned them.

Thats almost as badass as the edgy sunglasses Henry is suddenly wearing, and Evans…scuba top?

I swear, these two are getting a very tiny makeover montage in between each leg.

5: BIG BROTHER:The power of love!

We didnt have rhythm…so now we got the blues.