Ludacris plays a talking dog, and at one point the dog goes, ‘This is ludicrous!’
Have you ever been watchingMiss Congenialityand thought, I really wish there were more CGI talking dogs in this?
Do you have children under the age of 7?
This movieisnt funny or well-writtenbut there are a number of animal puns crowbarred into the script.
I knew I smelled a bad attitude
2.
Hope you’re free to doggy style
3.
He can flip this bird any day.
You run like a Weiner dog.
You play defense, I play open fence.
[At this point, Max opens a fence.]
Time for a little hair of the dog.
[Note: the dog is voiced by Ludaris.]
What kind of dog likes hip hop?
Youre the bureaus canine consultant?
I was expecting more of a cat lady vibe.
I cannot polish the turd, but perhaps I can roll it in glitter.
Ive been around the block and not on a leash if you know what I mean.
a British person talking on the phone.
Im not here to make friends.
Im here to find enemies.
[A dog dabs.]
Youre different from other show dogs, arent you?
Game, set, Max.
The inspection of the private parts is the hardest part of being a show dog.
[Child crying next to me in the audience.]
the mother of the child sitting next to me in the audience.
Airline food has really gone to the dogs.
Now this really is the life…of Pi a tiger who is zip-lining
