But really: Where is Lake and why is no one THAT worried about it?
Either way, documentary or scripted, youre still trying to shape the story, you know?
Which means that youre always leaving little bits of truth on the cutting room floor.
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Thats where the third part of this non-sexy triple-entendre comes in.
Although Tom, who is a person who exists, thinks its time they should get the word out.
Im sure thats true, Tom, but who are you and what are you talking about?
Like Jane, the kitchen crew tells Detective Bird that theyve never seen the kid on the bike before.
But are theyjust down the hall attempting to call the kid on the bikelike Jane is?
No, they are not.
Calling a number repeatedly and then deleting it from your call log does nothing.
You know Cop Stuff you should know this!
So she methodically tells each person in her house to leave her house; not sketchy at all.
And also hosting a big drug party because Sheldon is a man of many entrepreneurial talents, apparently.
Hes not a fan of women busting into his house and demanding to see his employees though.
But I guess, Jane is a desperate woman, and desperate women do a lot of inexplicable things.
This guy is the woooorst.
His secret girlfriend Casey is hovering over him like a besotted monkey eagerly awaiting the chance to groom him.
You believe me, dont you?
He tells her to just say they were in bed together because thats what they do every night.
Yeah, okay,Pete.
THE NANNY & THE BOYFRIEND
But daddy is not the only one with key problems.
At leastsomeoneis desperate to be reunited with their daughter, I guess.
When she cant find the car, she breaks down to Casey, I will die without her.
I mean, what if I never get her back?
Whats if shes really gone?
I hate to say it, but I must: Thats the (desperate) spirit, Jane.
Both Bea and Leonardo have alibis for the time that Lake went missing.
Except her sister, Ali.
That one seems real it has to be, right?
And her sister seems to want to care for her in return during her own time of need.
Jane agrees, but then her computer chimes with an email, so she checks it quickly.
THE CHILD
We hear Lakes voice: Hi Mama!
And even though I was expecting an end-of-episode Lake update much like last weeks, my stomach drops.
Because Lake just seems so…happy.
So…Alis husband is in on it, right?
Why else does that character exist?
And why else would he have that sketchy mustache?
And shes all about it???
that Tom was recently laid off and is stressed about the cost of IVF.
Do wereallythink theres no man in Janes life to speak of?
Wheres ol Gus the Cop these days?
Of note: Petealsotells Detective Bird hes never seen the kid on the bike.
