Temptation Islandis headed back to TV!

ET, with original host Mark L. Walberg.

Stupid people bringing misery upon themselves now, thats hilarious.

TEMPTATION ISLAND 3, Eric Hurt, Kristin Cobb, Michael Pulice, Melissa Huggins, Anthony and Stephenie

Everett Collection

AndTemptation Island, my friends, is the schadenfreud-iest show on earth.

Sourpuss critics charge thatTemptationis abhorrent because it demeans the concept of commitment.

Fox is merely helping the inevitable romantic sabotage along with its salacious, silly, and oh-so-entertainingSurvivorrip-off.

then were not supposed to be together anyway.

Must we really weep for the sanctity of this relationship?

Just pull up a chair, bust open a bag of Cheetos, and watch the idiocy unfold.

Okay, so maybe its not my finest hour when Im cackling at theTIcouples misery.

But whats so wrong about feeling superior for 60 minutes each week?

What the naysayers need to remember is thatTemptation Islandis, at its core, an educational program.

You know those evil geniuses at Fox will make haste to prove her wrong.

Thats like saying cockfighting is a good way to boost a chickens self-esteem.

Why the charade of caring?

Mr. Social Conscience then announced that hed give the shamed couple some privacy.

(Alas, the entente was brief and quiet.)