Or rather, it steals them.
Now, the question is: What do they do with all these objects?
And this is where we get a sense of what the Lebanon locals think of our beloved heroes.
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And what about the kid with the dumb Bambi look on his face all the time?
Dean instantly sees it as a way to get Michael out of his head.
Only, that teen just drove off with Baby and the pearl.
Its there that Dean finds an uninjured THANK CHUCK Baby and a terrified kid claiming he saw a clown.
Back at the bunker, Sam hands Dean the pearl, and Dean closes his eyes.
And when the lights come back on, they realize, its JOHN WINCHESTER!!!
(I knew this was coming and my heart was still pounding as I watched it!)
So you saved the world, John asks.
More than once, Dean tells him.
And now, they live in a secret bunker with an angel and Lucifers kid.
Simple enough, right?
Dean tells John about how it was Johns father who helped them find the Men of Letters bunker.
But Dean makes sure that John knows that none of this wouldve happened without you.
But John reassures him that hes fine.
I went out taking out Yellow Eyes.
That was the point, right?
Get the thing that killed Mom.
The second he hears her voice, Johns face crumbles.
(And if you were wondering, Im on tissue No.
Deans in heaven, but of course, Sam is worried.
(Next: John apologizes to Sam)
From there, Sam finds John alone in the library.
Looking at his son, John says, I screwed up with you a lot, didnt I?
(Aaaaand break out tissues No.
You did some messed up things.
They both apologize to each other as a tearful Sam tells John, You did your best, dad.
You fought for us, you loved us.
AND NOW IM A MESS.
(Is it weird that this also made me emotional?)
So, he orders Castiel to kill them, and Cas obeys.
Me versus your mom, thats not even a choice, John tells his son.
But things arent so cut and dry for Mary.
Before Mary brings out her casserole, John tells Dean that he never meant for this.
He says that his fight was supposed to end with him.
Now, you are a grown man and I am incredibly proud of you.
But Dean, without missing a beat, assures his father that I have a family.
And with that, they sit down to dinner.
And so, the Winchesters get to have that family dinner, and its pretty freakin great.
Sam and Dean drink wine!
Wouldnt that be nice?
But, Who does that make us, Dean says.
I dont know who that Dean Winchester is, and Im good with who I am.
Im good with who you are.
Because our lives, theyre ours.
And maybe Im just too damn old to want to change that.
Back in the library, the family prepares to say goodbye.
John turns to Mary and calls her my girl and I instantly start sobbing.
(Ive lost count of the tissues at this point.)
I miss you so damn much, he tells her as they kiss.
As for his boys, John tells them to take care of each other.
As things go back to normal in the bunker, John wakes up in 2003.
Hes asleep in the Impala when his flip phone rings and wakes him up.
Its Dean on the phone.
Im okay, John tells his son.
I just had one hell of a dream.
No, it was a good one.
Im on my way back.
Ill see you soon.
So he might not remember everything, but like he said, it was one hell of a dream.
And it was one hell of a 300th episode.
Its pretty unbelievable what this show continues to do.
Not only is it still delivering episodes, but its still delivery great ones.
