Its really upsetting to be here tonight, said the Handsiest Actor nominee.
I gave out a lot of unwanted massages to my female costars.
Also, I showed an intern my penis and said, Any ideas?
Im sorry… poor choice of words, he admitted.
I just mean everyones rock hard to be here.
Among the other categories are Most Open Robe, Best Non Apology, and the Cecil B. Molestin Award.
And now look at me!
Praise to the devil.
And if the clean-up crew at the Peninsula Hotel is watching: Get to bed, you guys.
Youre gonna have a big morning tomorrow.
I bit off an interns penis, revealed LeBourge, who worked onThe Shape of Water.
It was actually my job to get the fish horny.
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