Cold Open
TheBohemian Rhapsody-inspired Queenaissance is apparently still in full swing.
Melania belted before Pence chimed in, I wanna make a Chik-Fil-A man outta you!)
Spoiler: I live, McKinnon said creepily.
Credit: NBC
For another 150 years.
And the iron throne will be mine.
Monologue
Rudd stepped up to his fourth turn as host knowing how the gig worked.
Sort of like a best mans speech at a wedding, he explained.
And tonight, Id like to be your best man.
I first officially metSNLin 2008.
I was like, this guys crazy!
I said, Sir, one day, Ill be hosting your show.
And he said, Guards, do your worst, Rudd recalled fondly.
After all these years, I knew wed be there for each other.
Whenever you needed a host and I needed to promote a movie.
Theyre both like 80-something / riding hot air balloons like its nothing, he sang.
DJ Khaled joined in, hilariously contributing: Grace and Frankie!
Theyre different but theyre friends!
Eat your heart out,Game of Thrones.
This looks like the casting call for a Lipitor commercial.
This looks like the mugshots of everyone arrested at a massage parlor.
If any of them had lips I would tell them to kiss my entire ass.
Jones concluded on an empowering note.
Especially me, Leslie Dracarys That Bitch Jones… You cant tell me what to do with my body.
Next came Meek Mill, Jeremih, Lil Baby, and J Balvin packing the stage with stars.
and wearing a sweatshirt emblazoned with the late rappers image.
