Philly native Fey and Massachusetts-bred Dratch played women gloating about their respective colonies roles fighting the British troops.
Thats when Fey and her delegation from Philadelphia burst in.
Philly is mad strong, from the little babies to all our mom-moms and pop-pops.
Wes ready to fight!
she announces in a strong accent.
Philadelphia, yo, you got no chance kid, Portman retorts.
Can I tell you something about your precious captain, Thomas Brady?
Hes old OK. Hes like 40.
Thats four years past life expectancy.
Bostons not even a real city.
Its a college town with fishing pier, Fey continues.
Talk to us when you win one, numbnuts.
The barbs mount until both sides agree to take it outside.
One if by land, two by your mother, Dratch yells on the way.
They are the worst.
Is there any way they both could lose?
