What was my reaction?
I died of laughter.
Does that make me a bad person?
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No, it makes me aShamelessfan.
The two are handcuffed together and transported to jail.
This gift from Allah came in the hilarious form of a moose.
Back in Chicago, its a very romantic morning at the Gallagher house.
Meanwhile, down the hall, Lip and Eddie are engaging in some more rough sex.
Youre getting tougher, Gallagher, she tells him.
You didnt cry once.
Everybodys boning somebody but me?
asks Fiona, to which Liam responds, Does a hickey count?
Breakfast next door is being served with a side of dominance.
After having mastered his dominant ways with V, Kev is prepping to take on Svetlana.
Dominance is in my DNA, he proclaims.
It was hibernating inside of me, like a baby bear.
But now, Im woke, grown and grizzly.
Dominance, declares Kevin.
Former NBA player and current ESPN broadcaster Jalen Rose often says, Give the people what they want.
Well, apparently, what the people need is Ian Gallagher.
We are living examples of Gods creation, Jesus love.
They hook up in the office after Ian offers to be Trevors motherfing defender.
This causes Kassidi to storm out just as one of Svetlanas former massage parlor girls strolls in.
At least you know you wont get evicted, he cracks.
Frank and Rami are still on the run when they sneak into an unlocked cabin.
(Its Canada, nobody locks their doors.)
Youre so tiny, he remarks as she lays on the ground.
How nice of him, right?
The sexual chemistry is simmering between these two.
Touch it, he tells her.
The wood…the floor.
My god, what an amazing collection of double entendres in this scene.
Fiona goes to check on him and Ford decides to join her.
Hes impressed by her compassion with the injured mans wife.
Ive got goals and plans.
And Im an amazing fing catch.
Ever since her unexpected visitor, Svetlana has been on her computer, which has Kevin and V suspicious.
After first refusing, she reveals that shes been researching the rich guy who married her former employee.
She realizes whats going on and turns to leave, with Lip chasing after her.
When he next returns to the shop, Lip apologizes to Eddie, who says everything is chill.
Eddies niece suggests otherwise.
This romantic quadruple only gets more complicated when Charlie shows up.
He begs Lip to help him win Sierra back, saying he doesnt want to be a junkie again.
Cmon, thats not fair; how can Lip turn him down now?
Im home, he exclaims on his knees.
Overweight, minimum wage workers buying discount laundry detergent, I have missed you so much.
Another gaycorcism is going down, so Ian has rounded up the troops.
Once they get kicked out of the church, they stand outside and scream some interesting chants.
The priest is pissed, and his anger soon leads to him having a heart attack.
Ians training immediately kicks in as he gives the man CPR and mouth-to-mouth, which helps revive the priest.
Thank God, sarcastically declares Ian.
Youre not the kind of girl that someone wants to lose, he says.
This has the opposite effect of what he intended (or does it?).
He tries to sneak out, but she wakes up.
Instead of going home, he heads to the shop, where he works on his bike.
Fionas rant that shes amazing fing catch clearly had an impact on Ford.
As he refurbishes a cello (what a Renaissance man), she comes to apologize for earlier.
No apology necessary, though, because he admits that shes pretty damn intriguing.
The PDA-filled episode continues as the two share a long kiss.
And then the lip action shifts across town.
I wanted to rekindle the first time we fell in love, he confesses.
When Carl reveals the ring, Kassidi screams, Yes, Ill marry you.
She hugs a shocked and confused Carl.
The most shameless character of the week:Frank.
What do you think?
Are you digging Fiona and Fords blossoming romance?
Who should Lip pick?
