Is it possible to go to prison and come away with a happy ending?

Seems impossible, but Ian Gallagher just pulled it off.

One of the girls brought a dildo to school for show and tell.

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and acts as if she’s never seen Frank before.

Looks like you might have that new mommy soon, Liam!

Well, he’s actually the one who’s going to need to doa lotmore than just apologize.

The scumbag has a secret family but insists that he’s getting a divorce.

Fiona is hysterical and drunk and shouldn’t be driving, but she does.

When she finally crashes her car, she just leaves it behind.

The next morning, everyone is gathered at the house, except for Fiona who has gone MIA.

So Kev steps in and drives the entire clan to the prison to drop off Ian.

Upon arrival, it’s clear that the Gay Jesus team won’t be coming.

Ian cries, I cry, you surely cried.

We then follow Ian into his new home.

Once locked into his cell, he stares around at his future.

Then, while his back is turned, the cell door reopens.

It must be time to meet his cellmate.

“Holy f.” Holy f is right, Ian.

IT’S MICKEY!!!!

Mickey lays down, Ian jumps on top of him, and they begin kissing.