The entertaining episode begins with Fiona waking up to mayhem (not exactly abnormal in the Gallagher house).
the morning after pill.
To calm Debbie down, Lip offers to take her to Planned Parenthood.
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People watching other people pee continues downstairs when Fiona finds Carl and his new girlfriend Cassidy in the bathroom.
How do I know theyre officially dating?
Well, her All Carls underwear was one indication.
The doorbell was for Frank, whose new business is booming.
In the backyard, he has a large group of foreigners seeking refuge in Canada.
Trevor and Ian pay a visit to Jamie, who looks to be in rough shape.
In lighter news, Kevins mission to have a more dominant personality is going really well.
Im making myself so hot, he admits.
This new development clearly has Svetlana worried about her place in the bar and at home.
Debbies freak-out over her presumed pregnancy continues at Planned Parenthood.
Charlies there because he knocked up another girl when he and Sierra were supposedly separated.
Unfortunately, Frank doesnt get them over the border easily.
Healthcare for all, he shares.
Marriage equality for gays.
Legal hookers for the asking.
Its quickly back to Baby, and then some Celine Dion.
The trek ends when they arrive at Freedom Falls.
Their tour ends at the house hes staying at and currently working on.
He invites her to lie down on his bed and look at the painting on the roof.
He insists that hes both single and straight, and its because he thinks shes complicated.
(Honestly, knowing how much Lip and Big Boo get around, you never really know.)
Im sorry, did I just walk into an episode ofGossip Girl?
What exactly does that Blake Lively whiny crap got to do with you?
His interactions dont get any more pleasant when he spots Sierra looking stressed outside of Patsys.
Luckily, new sis Cassidy decides to Postmate KFC for everybody.
Soon, Ian and Fiona both come home heated.
For Ian, hes in search of a Bible after briefly stopping by the gay conversion church.
Then, Fiona comes in looking for her family to vehemently disagree with Fords assessment of her.
Can you believe this guy today told me that Im complicated?
she asks, to which in full unison they all reply, Yes!
They proceed to give some great examples of why its true.
Okay, I get it, Im complicated, she concedes.
As someone records the dispute on their phone, Ian repeatedly counters the pastors anti-gay Bible passages.
He even gets in a little extra jab with the introduction of Trevor, his transgender boyfriend.
Getting in his face, Ian declares, You want to fight?
Ill fight you, but youre going to get your ass kicked by a homosexual.
His frustration isnt helped by Charlie and Sierras return.
Wait, that sounds familiar.
He decides to do just that and goes crawling back to Barb.
Carls basement rehab business seems to have ended, so hes strictly driving for his Uber rip-off UBBER.
This causes a brief argument between the inseparable couple, as Cassidy even threatens to go home.
It all gets resolved, though, and she gives his ass a good grab and they head inside.
Thanks to some sexy welding pics that Liam took of her, Debbie has landed a much-needed job.
And bythey, I mean both of them are pregnant.
Mel did fertility treatments and Nessa had sex with a man to increase their odds.
Back at the Gallagher household, Franks thrilled with how his new business is going.
And we owe all of our success to one person the Twitterer in Chief.
They then cheers to false fear.
The most shameless character of the week:Carl.
What did you think?
How quickly into the next episode will Fiona and Ford hook up?
