Carl Gallagher getting married.
So where did he take Kassidi for their honeymoon?
The very romantic spot known as the bedroom he shares with his two brothers.
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Her dad has been released from prison and shes worried that hes going to come after her.
They lie together, only to quickly be joined by Lucas.
Lucas soon comes down to join them, causing Liam to rightfully ask, Who the hell are you?
Meanwhile, Franks still preoccupied with figuring out his retirement options.
The lovebirds then join the party, with Fiona laying a harmful slap on Carl for getting hitched.
Youre both idiots, she declares.
Her father, however, has a much different take.
Cant stop love, opines Frank.
Proud of my Carl for putting a ring on that one.
Youre never wrong when you follow the advice of the great philosopher Beyonce.
Debbies accident turned out to be even worse than predicted.
Neither option is cheap…or painless.
Back at the house, Sierra finally shares the full details behind her mothers murder.
Ive never been able to get that night out of my mind, she says.
Its a pretty brutal and tragic story.
Sierra and Neil, then children, watched as their father repeatedly punched their mom, eventually killing her.
Considering his personal history, that surely hits home for Ian.
Oh, so they do have enough money to pay for a locksmith?
Fortunately, shes covered for up to $500,000.
You and the fing drama, she remarks to Lip when he mentions hes leaving early to help Sierra.
Hes actually doing more than helping, since he tells Sierra that hell go by himself.
And just in case, he asks to look at a picture of her dad.
Kassidi and Carl are celebrating their union by having sex and a lot of it.
But she wants to know about more him than just his body.
Show me your life, she requests, wanting the entire Carl Gallagher experience.
I need to know the life youve lived.
Be careful what you ask for.
The tour around the South Side includes dead bodies, drive-bys, and group homes.
And shes loving it all, until Carl makes mention that hes still planning on returning to school.
Speaking for allShamelessand Carl fans, wed like to formally request that you love him less.
Shes crazy in bed and she knows accounting.
No dice, since theyre not hiring a bookkeeper.
The throuple then gets kicked out of the hotel due to the strict no prostitution policy.
Unsurprisingly, Frelania isnt really open to giving landing rich husband lessons to her former boss.
This prompts Svetlana to have what I call the idea face.
What was this idea?
Well, the next time we see her, shes dragging a heavy bag into the Alibi.
Jesus, what do you have in there?
Kev jokes, to which she replies, I do not believe she is dead yet.
She isnt the only one executing a get-rich scheme.
This causes Kermit to perfectly and rightfully ask, Hows that any different from how you live right now?
Despite the great burn from Kermit, Frank may have found his answer in an unlikely place: Liam.
After getting a less than stellar report from Janice, a.k.a.
Fionas able to hand her pet off to Ford just as she gets tackled by Trina.
But dont worry, Fiona gives the ungrateful lady a few kicks to the face.
Is this fun or what?
Fiona declares with an evil laugh.
She continues that fun by riding her adrenaline high and having sex with Ford.
Upon making the identification, Lip taunts the man into hitting him.
The plan works, as Eddies niece is filming the whole thing.
Lip reports the assault to the police, which lands Sierras dad back in prison.
And later that night, she shows her gratitude.
Forget retirement; is it too late for him to go to medical school?
My god is a fot, Ian screams as the vehicle explodes behind him.
We will not be victims.
Ian is officially theMan on Fire.
The most shameless character of the week:Kassidi.
I really want to like you, but youre making it very difficult.
Just let our Carl go make something of himself!
What did you think?
Will Carl and Kassidis marriage last?
What are your predictions for next weeks season finale?
