The president unleashed ‘one of his longest and most incoherent Twitter rants yet,’ Meyers says.

To that, Meyers had to smile.

“You think they needed a spy to catch you colluding with Russia?”

“All they needed was a microphone.”

Meyers was just surprised Trump used the word “hereby” in a sentence.

“Don’t worry about not being able to follow that,” he noted.

“It actually makes less sense at normal speed.”

“You know how I know that?”

“His staff leaked that information toThe New York Times.”

“Wait a second, they’re taking away the phones of everyone except Donald Trump?”

“How does that work?

How does that help?

That’s like saying, no one can bring knives to work, except you, O.J.”

Watch Meyers and Colbert in the clips above.