If your phone is on airplane mode, how are you supposed to broadcast a terrorist attack?
So, were course correcting.
Were sending our mom nice coats and letting her go to Paris.
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Thats not to say wereGod, per se, but this show has made crazier comparisons.
You read that correctly.
The vice presidential plane.
But the laughter is over quickly.
Ahilariousspeech, but he got sent to Lisbon for a digital piracy summit by Mellie instead.
Or rather, David isnt.
Elsewhere, Olivia is meeting up with her mom (still on house arrest), and yall.
I mean, have yall ever thought about all the stuff Olivias parents have done?
Sorry for this diversion, but its bonkers, right?
But back to this insane episode ofCSI: Cyber(Where is Patricia Arquette when you need her?
And Ill tell you how theyre doing.
The journalists on board are still videoing because Im still on the clock.
God bless the media.
Turns out Cyrus secretary thinks shes the one who brought the virus on board.
Cant trust smart technology if a dumb person is using it, amirite?
As they get that news, the plane is redirected.
D.C. Because its going to be used as a missile.
Cyrus believes this is all Jakes doing, and you know what?
Then Mellie points out that Jake killed Rashad via plane and maybe its his fetish.
Dude, the White House isnuts.
At QPA, theyre working to stop this from being the end of Cyrus and David.
You know, the one Olivia ignored.
And that sucks because her mom is not even thankful!
She called the souffle Olivia brought herdry.
Can you even imagine?
And it turns out its not even her birthday.
Its just the birthday of whichever alias Olivia chose to cling to as a kid.
Maybe Olivia should go solve this big issue in the sky.
I mean, even Mellie has made a call to Fitz.
Huck tries to calm her down, but nothing is going to solve that issue.
Its not a quick fix.
In the sky, Air Force Two is a damn mess.
And yall, Im here.
Im journalist-ing tonight, kind of.
Im writing this recap because the people of Shondaland have a right to know about this episode.
But if we were all dying, Id probably let that go.
Maybe thats what makes us different, me and this broad.
Well, everyone except Jake, who has absolutely no emotions left after seven seasons of this show.
You justknowthis journalist is euphoric.
She got the scoop!
Back at Mama Popes place, shes super cavalier about this whole plane situation as Olivia freaks out.
Maybe its because she once was responsible for shooting down a plane.
Mama Pope starts to condescend Olivia before telling her that shes an embarrassment of a daughter.
Okay, Ellis Grey.
With 30 seconds remaining, Charlie hacks into the planes system, but time is still running out.
But David admits he was never going to propose because he knows Abby.
Proposing might mean that hed lose her.
It has the fancy coat that she wants.
The kind Olivia wears.
And with it, a card with a flight number and a Swiss bank account.
She can finally go to Paris.
When she calls Olivia, Olivia simply tells her mom that she won.
So in the end, it seems that shes lost.
But dont count Olivia as a softy.
She goes to Cyrus because she knows whats going on: Cyrus set up the entire hacking.
