… All you do is repeat yourself all day to a 2-year old.
Women, I give you so much credit, you guys do so much, he began.
It will soon be replaced by the War with North Korea.
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(Nobody kicks Omarosa out the White House!)
Now in miniature form, she gives a hilarious, brief monologue with some thoughts on the holiday season.
I do not recall whos been naughty or whos been nice, Sessions says.
Che remained skeptical that black folks wouldnt be taken for granted again by the party in the future.
Youre never going to shame President Grab-ass out of office, Jost reminded.
Its hard to assassinate a guys character when his character committed suicide 40 years ago.
Finally, Che and Jost continued to tackle the sexual misconduct scandal thats only getting more widespread in Hollywood.
Doug indignantly stays put in response.
Things keep getting worse until, finally, he can no longer hold it in (literally).
Doug, did you just S your Ps?
Theres not much to it, but this sketch builds well.
But their triumphant trip back to their cave is stopped when theyre pulled over by a cop.
They probably want to thank us, the Cardinal says, enthusiastically.
The answer: A beautiful charm for Pandora.
We take one little fact about your wife and turn it into jewelry, the ad says.
So what do these men get their wives?
Worst Sketch: Christmas Party
The audiences near-complete silence was telling on this one.
Kiss that teddy bear like you mean it, Jones Crystal says.
Show them what I have to deal with every night.
Hart, meanwhile, just says Come on, now!
It was a relief when this one finished.
It marked the perfect way to ring out the year forSNL.
