Do you hear the lobster scream?

Screaming the scream of scalding flames?

Some of the brightest stars to come out ofSaturday Night Livenever got any screen time.

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John Mulaney is one such writer.

But if the general reaction to his hosting announcement was a mix of shocked delight and uh, who?

You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that youre not a robot, he says.

Think about that for two minutes and tell me you dont want to walk into the ocean.

You know how much evidence Ive got in my office?

Im Donald Trumps lawyer.

Ive got a whole hard drive thats just labeled yikes.

Then, Robert De Niro walked on as special counsel Robert Mueller to interrogate Cohen in aMeet the Parentsreunion.

You broke the law, De Niro tells Stiller.

And now were gonna catch all of you little Fockers.

Best sketch: Lobster Diner

Lobster diner, guys.

Screaming the scream of scalding flames?

Everything about it is perfect.

The production design, the costumes, Davidsons enthusiastic seat-dancing perfect.

Youve had everything handed to you.

But the one thing you havent been able to purchase is a personality and a soul.

Man, Mulaney really does some of hisbest work in diners, doesnt he?

Weekend Updatehighlights

SNLsure had plenty of political material to work with this weekend.

As Michael Che put it: Well, Donald Trump has had a really, really tough week.

But you know what?

I think Im still going to make fun of him.

You see, the totalitarian left can attack me all they want, McKinnons Ingraham explained.

Cast MVP: Kenan Thompson

The 15-season veteran (!)

Up next

The multitalented Donald Glover (a.k.a.

Childish Gambino) will make hisSNLdebut as both host and musical guest May 5.

Until then, remember, kids: Dont order seafood at a diner.