Read on for a running recap of the show, as it happened.
He can: “Nice horns, gives good advice.")
“It was a decent job, I made some great contacts.
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By which I mean I sold weed.”
But eventually, the right audition came along: a small pilot for a show calledThe Wire.
And then came the glorious series of events that led to this beautiful suit on our television screens.
Thank you, Idris Elba.
The answer: probably not.
Want to play a blind person?
“God took their sight, and now you want to take their job.”
The show is produced by Twitter.
“Twitter: one mistake, and we’ll kill you.”
And we got our James Bond joke!
Idris’s character is asked who can play James Bond.
“Hey, I know the answer to that one!”
And Kenan Thompson’s host grimaces.
“Do you though?”
Commercial
MOMO IS COMING FOR YOUR CHICKEN FRANCHISES.
Kate McKinnon as a chicken-internet nightmare hybrid is going to haunt me for the rest of my life.
“This is not my world!”
Bryant’s character wailed at the technology, in an imitation of everybody’s mom.
The Impossible Hulk
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
Because when he’s angry, he becomes an impossible white lady!
Don’t dare tell him that the shirt from the half-off section isn’t actually half-off.
The Impossible Hulk WILL call the cops on you.
Let it be declared: I would never want to be onCecily Strong’s bad side.
Gold Diggers
Guess what?
WNBA players aren’t paid as much as NBA players so their gold diggers are correspondingly less luxe!
This night has all been about sketches that could be funny but aren’t really going anywhere.
“She doesn’t believe in firing.
It’s called conscious unemploying.”
Say what you will about Gwyneth, but I’ll say I LIKE HER.
SHE IS CHARMING AND HER OUT-OF-TOUCH RIDICULOUS WEALTH is fun and aspirational.
“President Trump visited tornado victims in Alabama and signed Bibles for them.
Don’t ask Pete Davidson about the age gap betweenhim and Kate Beckinsale.
And venture to get invited to Leslie Jones’s funeral somehow.
I miss those weird, very low-fi-style pre-recorded sketches they would do.)
He got the part!
Bennett nails the “overly supportive, but is he actually supportive?
He’s kind of acting crazy!”
pop in of friend.
Quick question: where is Kyle Mooney?
Was he in the show at all this week?
Yes, Beck is a great physical comedian, but where the hell is Kyle Mooney!
I miss John Mulaney.
