Monologue

Adam designated Driver, star ofGirlsand theStar Warsfilms, was hostingSNLfor the second time.

Spoiler alert: they all involved work and travel.

That is, of course, with the exception of Pete Davidson.

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Actually, youre the only one whose summer I want to hear about!

Driver said to Davidson, who simply winked at the camera.

was more than a little one-note.

Meanwhile, Che reminded viewers that the hearing was essentially a job interview for Kavanaugh.

You cant just pick another dude from your Illuminati lizard meetings, he said.

Are Republicans so pro-life that you dont even have a Plan B for this?

Her current calendar features one simple daily reminder: Dont die.

Remember when that whole city pretended this kid was Batman because he was sick?

Thats what this feels like, he laughed.

When Jost asked what their prenup situation was, Davison replied, Obviously, I wanted one.

God forbid we split up and she takes half my sneakers.

Look, Im totally comfortable being with a successful woman.

I think its dope.

I live at her place.

Kyle also enlists talk show host Wendy Williams as his own hot celebrity girlfriend.

Grind their bones into dirt!

I dont even know what to say about that.